Welcome to Calamari, the wettest planet in the galaxy and home to Admiral Ackbar and Bant Eerin. I'm Firebyrd and I'll be your webmistress today! Anyway, I'm sure you're expecting more than two frames and a starry background, so to get anywhere, just follow the links to your left, people. They should all work, if you find one that isn't working e-mail me at Garensgirl1690@aol.com.

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